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Last Updated: 23.06.2025 05:55

Thumbs down again.
Loons and Moons
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
What are some very specific groups of people you just cannot stand?
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
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Next, they tried...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?
So, the docs changed it to read
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
So they tried
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Catatonics & High Colonics
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
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Then came..
Unacceptable again!
Hysterias & Posteriors
No, not a chance
Another attempt resulted in ...
Everyone loved it.
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Freaks and Cheeks
Minds and Behinds
Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?
share office space ...
No go.
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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No way
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!