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What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 23.06.2025 05:55

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Thumbs down again.

Loons and Moons

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

What are some very specific groups of people you just cannot stand?

Still no good.

They put up a sign reading

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

What is it like to have an insanely beautiful girlfriend?

Next, they tried...

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Why can't they repair the damage caused by Elon Musk renaming Twitter to X?

So, the docs changed it to read

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

So they tried

Why can't I lose weight?

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

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Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Catatonics & High Colonics

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Then came..

Unacceptable again!

Hysterias & Posteriors

I committed the unpardonable sin. God immediately punished me so that I can no longer think like before and my brain is as if paralyzed and does not work. I've tried everything (confession, repentance, etc.) nothing helps. Any advice?

No, not a chance

Another attempt resulted in ...

Everyone loved it.

It is day 42 of the Trump administration. Is the war in Ukraine over? Is inflation solved? Are groceries cheaper?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Freaks and Cheeks

Minds and Behinds

Do other British people agree that the UK should reconquer Ireland?

share office space ...

No go.

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

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No way

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

How do I get off Paxil?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Nuts and Butts

Just Forget it!

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